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The musical organ

During intercourse the man is so proficient in the art of fingering when he begins is almost as he is playing a guitar
Becky:Adam gave me the musical organ last night
by xxXOsitoXxx March 9, 2020
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Music Horn

Someone who listens to music but doesn’t understand the language/doesn’t know what the singer(s) is saying.

They also believe they can instantly learn a language just by listening to a single song.
Boy- yo what’s up with Cassandra??
Girl- I don’t know? Ever since she started listening to BTS she thinks she’s Korean or something. She doesn’t even know what they’re saying!
Boy- Wow so she’s a Music Horn?
Girl- I guess so!
by Ian Willford June 2, 2019
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Spaceship Music

A genre of EDM music that makes you feel like you’re flying through space. Especially amplified when on a hallucinogen.

Other aliases: Deep haüs, Solomun
MDMA guy - “Dude this song makes me feel like I’m floating, what are you playing?
Aux guy - “Spaceship music.”
by Solomun June 17, 2020
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"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.
The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022
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Flannel music

Depressing or edgy music usually indulged by people who wear flannel shirts and act depressed or are just emotionally confused.
“This flannel music is just edgy and unenjoyable
by A Moose in a C-10 February 24, 2020
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crunge music

Crunge Music is a combination of Country, Rock, and Grunge Genres of Music. the style was created in 2015 by Singer/Songwriter Megs McLean at London Bridge Studio. Crunge Music is really starting to gain a following among young audiences.
"What is your favorite genre of music?"
"I am really into Crunge Music!"
by Countryloven November 2, 2017
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