Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this

That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now

by the funny one January 27, 2022

half-great-great-aunt

Great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

half a gimptard

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.

Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!

by Half a Gimptard inc December 8, 2023

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

half-great-grandniece

Half-sibling's great-granddaughter.

My half-great-grandniece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019