Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 11, 2025

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 04, 2024

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 09, 2020

Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 29, 2024

Half Hair

When I child at the age of under 13 has half of one side of there hair missing

Excuse Shikiel you have half hair right now

by Shikiel Spencer January 21, 2017

penis hair

a penis made of hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr

by Exploiter March 23, 2021

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017