an Emo bitch is anyone that refers to people that don't like/understand/care about emo music or the "scene" as f/14 or any other obscure EMO BITCH jargon that is "universally" know and understood, but is in actuallity obscure and unknown except by said EMO BITCH. see also: DOUCHE BAGS
cool dude: emo is music fags like to listen to in the dark while they cry and cut themselves.
Emo Bitch aka DOUCH BUNG HOLE: way to label people and things you don't know about, you F/14. I'm gonna go cry cause no one undersands me. Anyone have a knife?
SEE:irony you fucking idiot. labels are bad so you label people that label you right back? Here is a label: you are a fucking douche.
Emo Bitch aka DOUCH BUNG HOLE: way to label people and things you don't know about, you F/14. I'm gonna go cry cause no one undersands me. Anyone have a knife?
SEE:irony you fucking idiot. labels are bad so you label people that label you right back? Here is a label: you are a fucking douche.
by Joe Blowski September 3, 2006
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as ridiculously stupid. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CONSERVATIVE EMO They like what generally isn't trendy and listen to music such as taking back sunday , the used etc...
as ridiculously stupid. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CONSERVATIVE EMO They like what generally isn't trendy and listen to music such as taking back sunday , the used etc...
An emo kid doesn't talk much. May occasionally have an outbreak of rage (they are bottler uppers) around everyone but their friends.
by jkj -the most awesomest kid ever December 28, 2005
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Fall out boy
My Chemical Romance
Funeral for a friend
P!atd
Silverstein
Simple Plan
or any band that's been on MTV.
Why not?
Emotional Hardcore is a part of the DIY (Do It Yourself) Punk, and the bands 'must' do the recording 'all by themselfs'. Even if they hadn't signed up with a big record company, they are not in the right genre anyway!
are emo:
Embrace
Chemical Vocation
1905
Raised by another
Die, emperor! Die!
Fugazi
Fall out boy
My Chemical Romance
Funeral for a friend
P!atd
Silverstein
Simple Plan
or any band that's been on MTV.
Why not?
Emotional Hardcore is a part of the DIY (Do It Yourself) Punk, and the bands 'must' do the recording 'all by themselfs'. Even if they hadn't signed up with a big record company, they are not in the right genre anyway!
are emo:
Embrace
Chemical Vocation
1905
Raised by another
Die, emperor! Die!
Fugazi
Mall emokid meets emokid.
MEmo: Hi, heard the new FOB song?
Emo: fuck, stop listen to that shit, find some real emo.
MEmo: Kid, don't say you're listening to Simple Plan. Jesus..
Emo: dude, have you even heard of some emo bands?
MEmo: you bet i have. i listen to mtv all day long, and most thing they are playing is emo.
Emo: hahaha. get a life.
MEmo: Hi, heard the new FOB song?
Emo: fuck, stop listen to that shit, find some real emo.
MEmo: Kid, don't say you're listening to Simple Plan. Jesus..
Emo: dude, have you even heard of some emo bands?
MEmo: you bet i have. i listen to mtv all day long, and most thing they are playing is emo.
Emo: hahaha. get a life.
by majasvanberg March 11, 2008
Get the emo bands mug.emo boys are mostly prepubescent adolescent cuntbags who grow their hair excessively long, straighten it, and swoosh it across their face. after the 3 hours that takes, they squeeze into their 3 y/o sister's pants and put on a very tight band shirt (i.e. hawthorne heights, taking back sunday, hawthorne heights.... and hawthorne heights). most usually put on eyeliner, which is a task since their hair is perfectly swooshed across their forehead. after preparing for their night, they go take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror, and then hold the camera in the air and barely glance at it. finally, a pic of themselves that subtly show off the scars on their puny arms, noticeably a cry for attention. they then post these pics online and write sucky poems about their ex g/f's and how life is a tragedy..... <exit an emo boy night>
ted: LMAO!!!! look at those faggots!!!
bill: No dude, those are emo boys.
ted: is there a difference?
bill: ......i dont know.
bill: No dude, those are emo boys.
ted: is there a difference?
bill: ......i dont know.
by Curtis eff July 31, 2006
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by SofiWay August 13, 2006
Get the emo teens mug.The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a douche to even tolerate at which point you become obsessed with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable, logical, and understandable possibilities.
An ex boyfriend who follows you at work, calls you and leaves you things asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends.... emo stalker
by ldydrknes July 5, 2008
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Person 1: Hey how u going. go on msn tonight
Person 2: You better not act like an MSN Emo again
Person 1:huh?
Person 1 (msn):nobody loves me, i have no friends, i wanna die, im a bitch
Person 2 (msn)Here we go again.....
Person 2: You better not act like an MSN Emo again
Person 1:huh?
Person 1 (msn):nobody loves me, i have no friends, i wanna die, im a bitch
Person 2 (msn)Here we go again.....
by My NAme is great March 4, 2009
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