Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

scrug nut

1. Literal: A nugget of shit or poo that clings to the hair around the anus
2. Used to describe a person who is a worthless piece of shit

1. I couldn’t shift that scrug nut, it had dried on hard
2. He is a total scrug nut

by Charlie Chikowski August 3, 2018

Nut Splitters

A trend in the 80's were guys wore Levis so tight one nut would split to the left and the other to the right...."look at this idiot sporting a pair of nut splitters"..

"Did you see the jeans he had on the other night?,,they were definitely a pair of nut splitters."

by matty28 September 4, 2015

nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

Mahgandees Nuts

The NOTORIOUS BLACK MAHDI that is HIGH ON THEM NUTS

Bro stop smoking. You'll become a mahgandees nuts girl.

by Pong water October 29, 2019

fugma nuts

an insult

the golden gate bridge is shorter than the verizano, so they can fugma nuts

by BEANS_BEANS_BEANS June 20, 2023

Rag Nut

When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.

"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"

by ProtoType_TB January 29, 2019