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Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.
by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020
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National retard day

People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!
Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty

Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY
by National Retard Day December 19, 2020
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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
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Retard

A guy named gaybriel who thinks he is the richest in the room
We'ed like to thank our sponser express vpn retard
by Nico12343 February 16, 2024
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Retarded

Steve- Ay look Richard is retarded lmao.
Tyrone- No cuz he’s mentally gay fool.
by Lil bitch ass June 30, 2019
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retard

bella’s retard
by sexymamas455 February 11, 2022
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retarded

when you've been tarded before, and are tarded again
I never thought after I was tarded once, that I'd be retarded again and again
by thepowerinvestedinme June 2, 2022
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