Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.

The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Ninja

Someone who breaks into houses in the ghetto.

Darn, who robbed ya'll? A ninja!

by ThePhonies May 8, 2010

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

Ninja

A stupid Fortnite Streamer Virgin who thinks hes better than you.

(1) Me: Yo what's up man?
Him: I'm upset bro.
Me: Why?
Him: I heard Ninja has more subs on YouTube than Tfue.
Me: Aw shit man, that sucks.
Him: I know right?

(2)Me: Yo I'm pissed dawg!
Him: Me too bro.
Me: Its cuz fuckin Ninja has more dubs than Tfue.
Him: Yeah, I gotta go now though.

(3)Me: Hey honey. Where are my Mouse and Keyboard?
Her: On the desk.
Me: Ok. I'm gonna streamsnipe a Virgin named Ninja on Fortnite

by Destroyer902 February 4, 2019

Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023

Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

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Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025