The Marvelous Michael is a beautiful woman who just turned 18 if you get to meet her your so lucky. Because if you end up being her friend she will care for you and defend you and be there for you. Don't play with her because you'll never find anyone like her.
by Beautifulme723 February 2, 2019

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

by Cheeckybastard July 19, 2017

Michael is one funny lad. He has so many girls that come and go but he usually has one that he really loves. Shes usually pretty and her name is like starting with L or something.
Guy 1: Hey that guy is super funny. Who is he?
Girl 1: I think thats Michael. he's the class clown! Ahh that silly lad.
Girl 1: I think thats Michael. he's the class clown! Ahh that silly lad.
by Canteen Courtney November 24, 2021

An amazing man, with arms the size of small children's heads. One who is so handsome, that women become wet instantly upon seeing him.
by YouKnowITellTheTruth June 16, 2018

He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it
by Good soup November 21, 2021

Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.
Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.
by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025
