Word Cunt

Noun
(1) A person with an exceptional vocabulary.
(2) A living dictionary and thesaurus.

"Pathetic philistine! Your picayune lexicon is laughable!"
"Whatever, you word cunt."

by Evan A. November 25, 2007

cunt face

1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt
2. insult

1. "that guy's so ugly"

"yeh i no what, what a cunt face"

2. "i fucked your girl"

"you cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 11, 2006

gay cunt

someone who is being fucking gay to you / your peers.

doing something ratshit like stealing from mates " what a gay cunt bro"

by gaycnt July 1, 2009

Arse-Cunt

(US ass-cunt)
Noun

An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).

Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'

John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.

After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.

by the dave machine July 12, 2009

cunt factor

Level of cuntiness, nastiness or cruelty.

At the train station after school ended,the private school yuppie-spawn and his bum-buddies walked up to fellow-student Peter, who wasn't as privileged as they were.
Yuppie-Spawn: "So what does your dad do for a living?".
Peter: "He is a truck-driver".
Yuppie-Spawn: "Oh? So when is he getting his five-cent
pay rise?".
Yuppie-Spawn's friends smirk and then they walk away.

Yuppie-Spawn disrespected Peter's dad to maintain his cunt factor in front of his poo-pals. So he can look like the apprentice wanker he is, and because his wanker Daddy teaches him to be "competitive" by tearing other people down,instead of achieving anything via his own merit.

by workingclassredneck January 5, 2008

cunt fun

Sex with a woman. Hetrosexual or lesbian.

I have cunt fun with your cousin on a regular basis.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

cunt out

When any woman of any race, color and origin has a major blow up at anything at all. Like her boyfriend, or husband, or girlfriends, or not being able to find the right shoes to wear and thus having a spastic fit over it etc.

My girlfriend had a total cunt out about not being able to find her lipstick, and then kicked in my balls because of it.

by Jonathan 1971 August 11, 2007