ur mom

my bitch

I HAD SEX W UR MOM

by gmsscitkid February 2, 2022

Ur Mom

When someones says "ur mom" They're probably saying that to feel awkward, but really the moms ugly asf.

"What time is it?" I said "Ur mom" said Karen. Really?

by Official_Unicorn January 28, 2021

Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.

Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)

by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018

ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Ur mom

used as a comeback for comedic purposes

boy, "what's for dinner mom?"
mom, "Ur mom."

friend, "what do you want to play?"
other friend, "Ur mom."

by Ur modre October 27, 2022

ur mom

jo mama

Person 1: Watcha doing tonight?

Person 2: UR MOM

Person 3: get ROASTED MY DUDE

Person 4: Well uhhh…. UR MOM

Person 5: where are u heading after school?

Person 6: ur moms house

Person 5: Why?

Person 6: cause…ur mon

by backnandeggs_ April 30, 2022

ur mom

a totally healthy coping mechanism used to avoid conversing with others, or simply just a habit that I probably shouldn't have.

Person A: Yo, how are you?

Person B: aHaHAha, ur MOm

by crispthethicc April 24, 2021