since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

by Mango Rubicoon February 06, 2017

Eggs D

Eggs D is another word for xD, often used in video games.

Something funny happens in a video game
Person 1 "lol, eggs d"
Person 2 "eggs d"

by Josephi Krakawski August 23, 2019

kevo eggs

nickname is kevo eggs eggs but real name would be kevin. he's a human but call him kevo eggs eggs. =P

the one and only kevo eggs eggs.

by niik-khaa February 05, 2005

pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

by TheBaker23 April 24, 2011

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023

Shady Egg

A good friend of yours that your siblings don't like to have over at your house.

"Im inviting a friend over, are you fine with that?"
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."

by DefaultLife17 April 02, 2024