porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Burnt white cookie

When a black person is trying/acting white

(Burnt white cookie) Dijon: oh my God Chad you can say the N-word I don't know why these porch monkeys are being so sensitive

Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga

by Owe owe March 3, 2021

yummy cookie

A young, attractive Asian woman that is an online or mail order bride, often for a much older man

Mark’s older children smirked when they finally met the yummy cookie their dad found online.

by El Diablo4eva May 8, 2024

Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.

Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024

cookie

very sexy food

Do you want a cookie?

by Sophia_Cutie19 December 15, 2021

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025