Eight and a half by eleven

A common size of white printer paper which is slang for white people.
“These eight and a half by elevens are complaining that we have an aisle for our hair care”
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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
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happy half

When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.

A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.

Developed from eating and drinking too much.
My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.

Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
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half baggie

When life becomes shit and your gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
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half baggie

When life becomes shit and our gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
by Headmanos March 10, 2019
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