Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.
by irishmonkeyslayer February 26, 2022

When you cup the girls pussy and the cum squirts out so you capture it and put it back in to her mouth then make her spit it into your mouth
by Finger sleeve May 9, 2018

by Flint2stepped January 10, 2024

a fat mexican woman weighing at least 200 pounds sitts on your face and queefs with her hairy vagina
by Zetrizil October 13, 2023

The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.
My alarm clock broke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning
by yam camel April 2, 2017

3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019
