When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.
Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"
Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"
by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011
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When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Nutsmack mug.a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
by Angelica Garcia September 28, 2007
Get the Peanut Butter Rooter mug.Doo doo butter is a yellow-ish and brown semi-liquid secretion from the anus. It can be caused unannounced from having too much anal sex, i.e (the anus becomes loose and open where when you walk the buttox will generate the anus to motion and thus leak). Sometimes during the act of anal sex doo doo butter will slowly ooze out of the anus during the intercourse.
"Damn La'Tonka! Your second-cousin's baby's mama's sister in-law, Sharilla sharted some nasty doo doo butter on me after I gave that ho a good ass invasion!"
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Get the Peanut Butter Trick mug.The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.
by PFC Airborn January 9, 2006
Get the peanut butter smoothie mug.This is the shiz, you cannot stop the peanut butter jelly song. You know why? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! For sheezy.
by Fat Man December 6, 2002
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