Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019

Cum sucking penis leach

Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.

Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.

by Bowman475 April 25, 2019

Suck Yo Self September

If you are worthy you must spend the entirety gaining the mental stability and physical resilience to make your lower torso meet your kissers
(Must be possible by the end)

Guy 1:Suck yo Self September?
Guy 2:yea that’s how I broke my back

by Buddha’s left nipple November 7, 2018

Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020

You suck much dick

When you want to say 'you suck' to someone but you want to seem like a total fucking bitch

Lisa: HEY MINHYUN
Lisa: You suck much dick

by rawruwu May 6, 2019

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

ryan sucks ians cock

ryan always sucks ians cock and ryan when you see this put it in the khione grp group chat

ryan sucks ians cock and she loves it

by rianisendgame January 19, 2019