i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom

sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom

sam: same i’m literally in love with him

by wxvy ds February 20, 2019

You gotta eat the booty like groceries

EATTING THAT ASS

You gotta eat the booty like groceries tonight

by Skn May 16, 2015

I'll make you eat those words

How to defeat no u and the uno reverse card

person 1:"no u"

person 2:"I'll make you eat those words!"

by twitter.com June 16, 2019

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I DOUBLE EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

Have your cake and eat it too.

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

by BJays July 31, 2012