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Dumb-Ball

When you are at a sporting event and the guy behind you loudly offers a play by play of the game, presumably to educate his kids. The problem is, he doesn't know the game well, so is mis-informing his kids and everyone around him. You grit your teeth, but can't correct him, as his kids will then know what he really is.
At a recent Giant's game the batter hit a soft fly that landed just over the first baseman's head. The Dad behind me called told his kids it was a can-o-corn, when it was really a duck-snort. What a Dumb-Ball!
by #1peon August 6, 2010
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itchin [balls]

When nothings happening,when your just chilling alone, often linked to boredom.
Girl: hey, can you come get me?
you: ya sure babe, im just itchin balls right now.
by Taylor John January 24, 2009
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ball wrench

to grab anothers testicular sack and twist in a violent fashion..
Kenny really ball wrenched me then... did you see how hard that honky grabbed me?
by Kevin Southerden May 23, 2006
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Ball Club

A group of shacks occupied entirely by Indians. They like to pretend that is an actual town. There diet consists almost entirely of smoked whitefish and cheap whiskey. Has a meth driven economy and is a great place to go if you want to get stabbed.
Hey I wanna get some smoked whitefish, we should make a run to Ball Club.
Nah didn't you hear, the whitfish guys shack got burned down by a bunch of drunken Indians
by My name is Toby! January 6, 2010
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fancy ball

A ball in which persons appear in fanciful dresses in imitation of the costumes of different persons and nations.
Everybody was dressed for a Fancy Ball that was never to leave off.
A Tale Of Two Cities by Dickens, Charles
by TheFreeDictionary.com January 21, 2005
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ball wash

When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.
How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.
by Redden May 31, 2011
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Ball Baby

Someone who knows everything and anything, but doesn't know how to tie their shoes. Also recognized as a genius
by Bp6oh3 December 23, 2018
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