Beef your bun

To go overboard, to freak out, to generally lose your composure.

"Holy shit! Brad Pitt just got stabbed in the face!"
"Don't beef your bun, man; he comes back in the sequel."

by Alix Blare's Penus May 3, 2009

shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

by slurret May 17, 2010

Hide your passport

hide your passport from tessa because she likes taking pictures of them

Lalo : what should we do?
Meche : HIDE YOUR PASSPORTS

by hala4adolla August 26, 2023

pounding your cane

Male masturbation. The act of jacking off.

Grandpa, this morning before breakfast I walked into the bathroom and I saw you "pounding your cane".

by Brine-Doppler December 1, 2009

Your mum gay

A phrase that will win you any roast battle. Unless the opponent says,”no u”

Timmy: “Hey loser want commit roast battle?

Jimmy:”Yes let’s go.”

Jimmy:”Well I might as well just end it here.Your mum gay”

Timmy:commits dead

by Vscos garbage October 9, 2019

Are your lenses clear?

This question is a great way to start a conversation! Anyone that you ask this question to is bound to respond

Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: What?

Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: I don’t have any lenses

Person A: You must do
Person B: What kind of lenses?
Person A: What do you mean what kind of lenses?

by British Bops May 4, 2019

your dodgy uncle

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals

its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021