Simp

Any brandon you come across

Omg brandon is such a simp it’s so crazy

by xoxo.amiraaa November 30, 2020

simp

whatever the fuck i want it to be

him: you know what the definition of simp is?
her: ?
him: whatever the fuck I want it to be

by HonkD May 31, 2020

Simp

A short fat white boy who can’t stand his own ground, and will do anything to get a girlfriend. He always wants pussy no matter how good or bad it is.

That little pussy is a simp.

I know man, that lee woods kid will do anything for some low quality ass.

by Bigguywhoeatsass May 31, 2020

Simp

Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.

My dude. I love SIMP so much.

by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020

Simp

Imran

Imran simp level 100

by steepgod June 3, 2020

simp

A simp is someone who will leave their friends just to hangout with a girl that he doesn't even know or has a chance of getting. Usually you can spot simps at jewelry stores and in Pokimane twitch chat becoming a tier 3 sub.

Bro you a simp for becoming a tier 3 sub.

by fresh onion June 3, 2020

simp

Alex stop simping

Simon du e namm simp

by sykebil June 3, 2020