go suck an ice cube!

Canadian phrase similar to go fuck yourself, or go suck an egg.

"Rebecca! Go suck an ice cube!! stop bothering me!! Fuckin' eh!"

by Zebradog May 2, 2014

ice cream so good

trendy catchphrase of npc streamer pinkydoll. triggered when you give her ice cream on tiktok

A: you know pinkydoll?
B: who?
A: the girl who's like oh thank you user what is that noise again quack quack quack quack quack rrrr rrrr gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang gang gang oh what is that gang gang balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good... ?
B: damn must be some npc

by mmmilove asians July 29, 2023

Alaskan Ice Cream Float

When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.

John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

doesn't cut any ice

1. Doesn't matter
2. Doesn't make any difference
3. All good

Person 1: Sorry I smoked all your weed.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.

by JammA September 27, 2012

Hard serve ice cream

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.

Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.

by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016

Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.

"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."

by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005

Star Spangled Ice Cream

Ice Cream company offering Super-Premium Ice cream which donates 10% of its profits to conservative causes and displays conservative themes on its packaging.

"I hate the French Vanilla"

by Damien Sharpe January 30, 2004