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palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs
"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"
by John niglington December 27, 2024
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Retardism

A religion much like Buddism, however, where Buddism practices sitting very still to meditate, Retardism practices sitting very still so not to hurt themselves. To be a retardist takes an unfathomable amount of devotion and is reserved for the utmost idiotic.
"I've honestly never seen someone with such a lack of common sense"

"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"
by Mangek August 15, 2022
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Retard

brO you said retarded? your ableist
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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retard

Prostě někdo kdo má v hlavě míchané vejce místo mozku :)
Co děláš sakra ?

Jsi snad retard ?

Ne ,to ty jsi retard ,Tádo.
by StrejdaKarel September 8, 2017
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Retardation

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Fuck you mate!
Damn, you are retardation inpersed!
by Yey my favourite people! December 3, 2018
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Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.
Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.
by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022
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Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.
Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”
by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021
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