The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024
Get the Apartness Retardationmug. the word retard is a little like Irman. Being Irman is like being retarded. So if you're an Irman, you're automatically retarded and obese.
You're such an retard right now
by bignamer hvh god January 26, 2020
Get the retardmug. Jacob : Look at that guy is he okay?
Mark : No Jacob he is disabled and dumb he cannot function like a regular human being he is retarded
Jacob : Damn he really is retarded. Dumb ass nigga
Mark : No Jacob he is disabled and dumb he cannot function like a regular human being he is retarded
Jacob : Damn he really is retarded. Dumb ass nigga
by FreakyFrog January 18, 2023
Get the Retardmug. retarded a hurtful word that is used as a slur against people who have disabilities such as autism or Down syndrome it is degrading to call someone who has autism or Down syndrome retarded
John and his sister are in the school cafeteria before school starts for the day a mean kid walks up to them, and says that John is retarded john's sister says to the mean kid how dare you call my brother that he is autistic he is not retarded
by Backstroke swimmer 24 November 22, 2022
Get the retardedmug. 
by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020
Get the Retardmug.