The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.
Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.
by Dale Johnson November 21, 2007
by Zebradog May 02, 2014
A: you know pinkydoll?
B: who?
A: the girl who's like oh thank you user what is that noise again quack quack quack quack quack rrrr rrrr gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang gang gang oh what is that gang gang balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good... ?
B: damn must be some npc
B: who?
A: the girl who's like oh thank you user what is that noise again quack quack quack quack quack rrrr rrrr gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang gang gang oh what is that gang gang balloon pop pop pop pop pop pop gang gang gang gang slurp slurp slurp slurp mmm ice cream so good... ?
B: damn must be some npc
by mmmilove asians July 30, 2023
When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.
John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
by Manuelmatthew June 29, 2011
Person 1: Sorry I smoked all your weed.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.
Person 2: You had a rough day, I understand. It doesn't cut any ice with me bro.
by JammA September 27, 2012
Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016
Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005