Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 05, 2022

Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 08, 2017

Veggie dance

The veggie dance is an annoying trend on YouTube and TikTok where people would play a song called the Veggie Dance and people would dance to it in public and it makes people look like complete idiots.

It's time to do the veggie dance

by BabbleBoy May 20, 2024

Norwegian rain dance

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.

“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”

by The ass blaster99 August 02, 2021

Headboy dance

A WHSB tradition in which the headboy and his team strip off in front of the school for “jokes” when it’s just an act of homoerotica

Wow I’m so proud of my team in the game today, I’ll treat them to a headboy dance to say thankyou

by AwesomeSkulltrooper May 13, 2019

Slap Dance

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.

I want a Slap dance so badly and I will die happily

by The True Jesus Christ December 08, 2021

Zaffino Dance

A strange bodily movement perfomed in nightclubs across the globe. This movement usually scares away all of the girls in said clubs.

"LOL look, he's doing the Zaffino dance"

by hernieh October 29, 2008