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itchin [balls]

When nothings happening,when your just chilling alone, often linked to boredom.
Girl: hey, can you come get me?
you: ya sure babe, im just itchin balls right now.
by Taylor John January 24, 2009
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Dumb-Ball

When you are at a sporting event and the guy behind you loudly offers a play by play of the game, presumably to educate his kids. The problem is, he doesn't know the game well, so is mis-informing his kids and everyone around him. You grit your teeth, but can't correct him, as his kids will then know what he really is.
At a recent Giant's game the batter hit a soft fly that landed just over the first baseman's head. The Dad behind me called told his kids it was a can-o-corn, when it was really a duck-snort. What a Dumb-Ball!
by #1peon August 6, 2010
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ball wrench

to grab anothers testicular sack and twist in a violent fashion..
Kenny really ball wrenched me then... did you see how hard that honky grabbed me?
by Kevin Southerden May 23, 2006
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Ball Clamp

A training technique in golf. If a person's head comes up too much during their swing and it is adversely affecting their shot, a clamp can be hung around their neck and attatched to their groin so they will have incentive not to pull their head up during a shot.
"I kept slicing all my teeshots to the right, so my trainer made me wear a ball clamp all game!"
by gottygear August 19, 2009
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fancy ball

A ball in which persons appear in fanciful dresses in imitation of the costumes of different persons and nations.
Everybody was dressed for a Fancy Ball that was never to leave off.
A Tale Of Two Cities by Dickens, Charles
by TheFreeDictionary.com January 21, 2005
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angel balls

(1) when a female, particularly a woman of the night, blows on a male's testicles for sexual gratification.

(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look
"Dude, I didn't have enough cash for a blow-job last night from that stripper, but she gave me angel balls on the house."

"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."
by Joe Bobby12 January 7, 2010
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Spicy Balls

o shit I gotta get on top of those spicy balls.
by Blobbles February 23, 2009
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