mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

Bum Rush

A verb that defines Rushing in with your ass as an attack mechanism

M(1): Yo, How’d you get out there alive?
M(2): I bum rushed them til they fell unconsious

by GoldExperienceRaphtalia December 14, 2020

say bums luv

Sort of a conversation ender of starter, depends on it is used. Is also an alternative to "say mums", but is said for fun. The phrase is usually just used as a conversation starter or ender.

1: Ayo Cuz, Joel chucked the frisbee and it hit my head, and I chucked it in the bin out of spite
2. Aint no way bor, say bums luv

by yeeboiiii123 August 12, 2022

bum

the best and funnest person around

you know that girl saanvi? shes a real bum!

by loveysv January 21, 2023

furry front bum

Vagina with pubic hair

Look at that hotty! I bet she doesn’t have a furry front bum!!!

by Double Doubles May 2, 2021

Panhandling chat bum

A deadbeat has-been that begs for money in a chat room. Panhandling chat bums usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week even longer than the chat bots sometimes, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum 's only source of income.

I have a job interview tomorrow and i'm so broke right now that i'm really hoping i get it, if not i'm just going to give up and become a panhandling chat bum.

by shadoinkin May 22, 2018

Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.

Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??

by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 7, 2025