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sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.
The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.
by catfishio December 4, 2011
mugGet the sock headmug.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
mugGet the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug.

Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock
I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
by nesmith July 24, 2011
mugGet the Sock blockingmug.

cock sock

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."
by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016
mugGet the cock sockmug.

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...
This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!
by Savage Chic September 20, 2020
mugGet the dick hopn sock monkeymug.

pool sock

Someone didn't wash the pool sock!
by chuck feely July 16, 2016
mugGet the pool sockmug.

river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.
Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.
by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008
mugGet the river socksmug.

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