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let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

Let my run the show and you just sit there
Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head
by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024
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ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.
Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.
by SpikeSan October 5, 2018
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DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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duck nuck

a duck nuck is what u use to discribe something silly like silly goose but its not.
Olivia: i broke my ankles today
Matt: you silly duck nuck
by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021
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Moth duck

Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail
Hey when you coming soon

Them: soon

Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon

Them: Soon

Me: your such a moth duck
by Jollywallie April 18, 2021
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horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.
What a screwup. He horsed the duck.
by barber of seville January 19, 2018
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duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017
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