Alex

Funky lookin’ pants wearin’ ass tootin’ raspberry blowin’ stanky girl. Now that’s an Alex

P1: someone ate my Easter chocolate

P2: must be that slimy alex, I think I smell her

by Alsgalpal April 13, 2023

Alex

Alex is the kind of person to write his own definition nice but kinda nerdy his fine altogether

Alex is one of my friends

by SprinkleDinkle November 11, 2021

Alex Fencheck

A short ass loser

That Alex Fencheck kid is so short

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

Alex+Shane

Its the term for when an Alex and a Shane love each other but are both to scared to say anything to each other.

Nervous people aka Alex+Shane

by Saucage runf November 22, 2021

Alex aka alexandria

Dumb blonde

Alex aka alexandria is a dumb blonde legit

by Alex is dumb blonde March 8, 2022

Alex Hoochie Poochie

An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis

Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie

by OfficialFoundingFathers December 4, 2020

Alex

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.

"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."

by diditookme November 24, 2021