David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
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The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them
Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David
by Pine3061 October 05, 2021
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DESIRABLE BROWN BOY WITH 9 INCHES UNDERNEATH THEM GREY SWEATS AND ADIDAS SHORTS.
"Davids so hot, I gotta get to know him!"
by bigboysupreme September 28, 2022
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He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off
-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby
by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021
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David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪
Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend
by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021
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Absolute Gem and a 100% uncut diamond
David is a 100% uncut diamond
by Your a bimbo December 25, 2021
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david always plays video games, when he sees someone judging by the sneakers.he doesn't come out very much but he keeps a lot with his friends.listen to music and is energetic.very funny and listen to the problems of others.we can say it's the definition of style.
person 1:Wanna go out?
David:Nah im good i just got a new game!
by Al Player November 22, 2021
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