Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.

I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost

by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025

Universal Personal AI

Universal Personal AI (UPA, noun): An AI system that dynamically learns and adapts to the preferences, interests, and needs of each individual user, providing personalized assistance and experiences across a wide range of applications.

With her Universal Personal AI, Sarah enjoyed tailored recommendations, seamless assistance, and personalized interactions across all aspects of her daily life, making her days more efficient and enjoyable

by Phieyl March 24, 2023

This Kid University

In 2023, This Kid University (TKU) was founded and established for students that have silly or mindless moments. It is often associated with the phrase “This kid” and can be used in a wide variety of contexts.

I graduated from This Kid University.

This kid… He belongs at TKU!

by belvitasandwich February 19, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

Turkish-German University

A quite new university formed in Turkey.
Lessons are held dominanly in german, but the university offers studies in english aswell.
Most departments lack some lecturers, but the university itself still functions better than most of the other turkish universities.

is also full of dogs.

I study at Turkish-German University

by Khanon November 29, 2018