Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
by W Spudder April 06, 2022
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"
by CHIP!! May 21, 2018
My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.
Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.
Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.
by Marzwasherez April 04, 2023
a victim of a short black man who beat him at a uniform shop, he was a clear spring australian water bottle and his remains were never found
Bob the bottle
by mega_gay_priest February 14, 2022
Big Bobs are (Big Boobs) they are just spelled incorrectly. It is usually spelled incorrectly by foreign people who don't know English that well. This is spelled incorrectly by middle aged Indian men who comment on Instagram models .
You have very Big bobs. I like your Big Bobs and I want to play with them.
You have Big Bobs. Where do you live?
You have Big Bobs. Where do you live?
by Pewds XD 69 September 19, 2018