jim tom

The absolute biggest honkey name that will have ever lived.

Hey jim tom I heard that you go to second base with your cousin last night !

by Cletus jr. June 3, 2014

tom and solenn

yeah okay very cute very nice married couple forever. they love food and travelling and other stuff haha

yooo look at tom and solenn
damnnn they are the perfect couple
yeah bro

by totoyoyo January 25, 2025

tom

a melancholy guy who is always down in the mopes. always aggressive and will use that aggression with his tree stump. he always fails his sacs and gets angry over it. you've never seen him happy, always in his melancholy moods.

tom is a cool bro guy

by radish19 August 28, 2025

Tom

Tom is a person who's is a proper dafty and let's hes bird take the micky out of him

Tom needs to get rid of hes bird

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Tom Holland

The hottest cutest guy in the world

Bob: hey wanna go to the movies

Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass

Bob: I uh gtg talk later

Me: shut up ranga

by P3AKFR3AK July 28, 2019

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021