Cutest person ever in the universe

Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible

Finneus your the cutest person ever in the universe!

by Forevergore November 19, 2022

Fordham University

Lincoln center: A mid university for those who were rejected from NYU, Columbia, and Barnard but still willing to pay 80k a year. “The CITY is my campus”

Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there

I go to Fordham University Lincoln center
So you also got rejected from NYU?

I go to Fordham University Rose hill

So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?

by Anonymous ram November 19, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else

Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Cardinal Stritch University is a school

by Cardinal Stritch University April 24, 2022

Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Cumbia University

A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.

Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit

by Qwerty12354234 January 14, 2022

Universal Reversal

The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.

"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"

by Frank Heezler January 14, 2022