Muffin

A slang word to describe an English man or woman, called "idiot".

Here comes the muffins into the Shopping Centre.

Here comes the Muffins to spoil the Party.

by meman887 March 24, 2024

Cold Muffin

An innuendo that will stump the boys.

"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."

by MalMot March 27, 2024

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

Fluffy Muffin

Usually refers to a really, REALLY soft/cute kitten. Can also mean just a muffin covered in a buncha mold

Person 1: WOW. THAT CAT OVER THERE IS SUCH A FLUFFY KITTEN!
Person 2(definition 2): EW, THATS A REALLY FLUFFY MUFFIN.

by defnota_informativerobot January 28, 2026