Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

by spootootoo August 17, 2017

snake squad

The best fuckers in the land! They are great in bed, and they can kick ur ass in CSGO. Nigger killers through and through!

Oh shit here comes snake squad

by Hitlerdakilla May 22, 2017

Snake

Yours truly Tess <3 Im officially coming out as snake

(Also none ever act explained to me how I was the snake so please feel free and step forth )

Whole class: snake snake snake snake
Me: walks away giggling cutely 🥹🥹

by T355 August 4, 2022

Sydney the snake

Piece of shit fake blonde who attends pedro Menendez highschool. Sydney is the runner up for the biggest pick me girl, in a close second behind sophia kelbert. This chic has stabbed more people in the back then convicted murderers on death row. Leave it to this hoe to take any small detail or story and turn it into a long ass chapter book that nobody gives a shit about.

A: Hey check out this cool snake I found!
B: woah! Is that a Sydney the Snake?
A: Yeah! I found it in the bathroom mouth hitting a puff bar!

by SercretAdmirerXOXO November 24, 2021

Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017

White snake

When the cum travels from the anus to the vagina while doing doggy-style

Do you remember Anne? Yeah, the girl I hanged out with yesterday, i accidentally made her a white snake. So proud of being a father.

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022