homepage porn

A term used to describe scumbag people who view "homepage porn" or in other words... generic, mainstream porn that appears on the homepage of your favorite pornsite. This term is also used to describe people who have little to no kinks. This means they have no preferences when watching porn so we as a whole community look down upon them. Dont watch Homepage Porn (:

"I bet you watch homepage porn, basic ass bitch!"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"

by Miscellaneous garbage May 21, 2017

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

Pop-porn

Eating popcorn while watching porn because your lonely and have nothing elserious better to do

I'm so lonely and have no boyfriend let's just pop-porn this day );

by FISHBUCKET May 20, 2017

Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017

walking the porn

An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.

I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.

by WinterWood June 9, 2017

Porn

The way men and women express them selves

We watched porn now we're ready to try it for our selves

by PornManHorny June 20, 2017

Porn Sexuality

It's when someone has a different sexuality for porn and usually makes someone confused about their sexuality
example: someone who usually dates guys when it comes to relationships, but will usually masturbate to straight porn.

Person 1: Yeah, my porn sexuality makes me really confused.
Person 2: I know your pain.

by Watermelon=Awesome November 13, 2017