sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.

Here come the vowel ninjas.

by Ernie McFarles November 9, 2010

Ninja

that one dude who died from ligma

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.

by rabloing July 7, 2019

deamon ninja

a deamon ninja is someone who is a master of stealth and melee on halo, especilly with melee specified weapons such as the sword.

guy 1: dude that guy just raped us in team swords.
gut 2: yea he must be a deamon ninja.

by xjordanx November 30, 2007

Ninja

Super Stealth Killer

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.

by superstealthkillergirl September 10, 2011