November 27

National Dork Diaries Slander Day

My favorite holiday is November 27th because I freaking hate Dork Diaries.

by readingisfunclub November 26, 2020

November 28th

All girlfriends must write a paragraph to their boyfriends saying how much they appreciate them and love them just to be nice (long paragraphs)

Hey baby it’s November 28th you should write me a paragraph.

by Mí amor November 28, 2020

November 9th

If a guy is born November 9th he is very handsome.

-Have you seen that guy?
-Yes he is very handsome, hes probably born November 9th

by Tobskii December 14, 2020

November 3rd

national neck a girl day. That’s right lads pucker up and get some of that good shit

Boy:“Oi stacie its November 3rd give us a peck”
Girl:”well I guess I have to cause it’s November 3rd”

by Scatmansjapeye October 21, 2020

November 25th

National let your best friend touch your tits

Boy: Hey you know what day it is, right
Girl BFF: No, what day is it
Boy: It’s November 25th, national let your best friend touch your tits day, would you let me touch yours?
Girl BFF: well if it is the day then sure

by Leopards0Gaming October 27, 2020

November 12

national shart on someone day

if someone asks to be sharted on you must shart on them.

jerry: “hey ricky can you shart on me?”
ricky: “that’s gross my guy”
jerry: “it’s november 12 tho”
ricky: “fine.”

by cdl October 27, 2020

November 16

National bring your pet to school day

Student- I brought my pet today!
Teacher- what?
Student- it is November 16th

by 🎉 November 1, 2020