Hard Dick

when your horny as hell

I currently have a "hard dick"

by 69420 cocks in my room March 21, 2022

hard lart

a difficult part of a task reserved for people who can’t spell/type

here comes the hard lart

by Blueberry pieface September 03, 2019

moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder

I’d smash you moderately hard.

by Cmdad October 23, 2017

judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.

Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.

by Dblankity May 07, 2015

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 24, 2022

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 26, 2023

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 26, 2023