Walmart 10

A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10

She's a Walmart 10

by Greennuns69 December 10, 2016

Walmart Gringo

When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.

“Dude what happened to you?”

“My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”

by Ganyu October 09, 2021

Walmart as fuck

When some looks shitty or is shitty.

Ratchet, broke down, busted

Did you see what Carol's wearing today? Is it pajamas?
Yea I saw it. She looks Walmart as fuck!

Yo, you peep Kyle's ride?
Man that shit is Walmart as fuck!

by Coldblooded October 07, 2016

Walmart Hopping

One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.

Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!

Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....

by mactowngirl November 09, 2010

walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

Personal Story:

I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 09, 2014

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango January 24, 2016

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021