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gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.
I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!
by Johnny's Sister October 27, 2009
mugGet the gunt-stachemug.

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.
Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!
by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016
mugGet the molest-stachemug.

jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.
When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing
by Peter Nails June 6, 2016
mugGet the jizz stachmug.

Slut stache

He looks so good with the slut stache and mullet combo
by Slutforthestache September 25, 2025
mugGet the Slut stachemug.

Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022
mugGet the Crumb-stachemug.

wine stache

Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.
"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"
by lovesitall May 28, 2012
mugGet the wine stachemug.

Stache Fam

by MS.M-R January 15, 2021
mugGet the Stache Fammug.

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