blood shat

I blood shat myself

I blood shat myself

by Red Shat May 14, 2018

Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.

Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

shat nat

shit fart and run away

"dude i just shat nat on your girl friend

by sophkrstal December 12, 2020

Face shat

Vomiting from excessive drinking

Hey Jose, are you okay bro? “Yeah man, I so drunk I just face shat in the garden”

by SpidaPicky January 13, 2018

Shat-Vac

The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.

Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit”

Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”

by Shitskateer December 16, 2022

shat nat

shit,fart and walk a way.

"dude i just shat nat"

by sophkrstal December 12, 2020

Shat ball

Explaining great frustration

As Luciano was asked to send an electronic prescription while on a fishing trip he exclaimed “darn shat balls”!

by Bishainator October 9, 2021