Every hole's a goal

(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.

Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"

Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"

by david lincoln brooks July 6, 2008

Goal Line Blitz

http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=13105552

A Football MMORPG in which you can create and develop a player in any position. Can also own and general manage a team. Beast mode of a game.

Goal Line Blitz is the shit!

by StazNasty October 21, 2008

hockey-goal shower

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.

I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).

by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008

blocked the field goal

When a girl that has a huge gap in her front two teeth (field goal) goes down on you and when you cum, you shoot your load right between her teeth.

When she was giving me head, i blocked the field goal.

by Dustin Holland October 23, 2005

Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009

Junk Goals

1. Goals for your junk (sex goals)

2. Goals that aren't really that important.

1. "Today my junk will accomplish this..."

"My junk goals for the day are...."

2. "Today I will eat a cheeseburger!"

"My junk goals for the day are..."

by LovePinkness February 6, 2010

brazilian goal

having sex in a goal

see that girl over there
...yea...
i brazilian goaled that
goooooolllllllllassssssooooo

by asdfjkl;asdfstupid April 9, 2008