When two partners straddle an object, both facing forward (as one would straddle a bike), and the partner in back inserts either a penis or dildo into the partner in front.
by Footlongsub February 28, 2021

Origin: Seattle
Carrying your bike around on your car bike rack when you have no intention of riding it. The act of posing as a bicyclist.
Carrying your bike around on your car bike rack when you have no intention of riding it. The act of posing as a bicyclist.
by Seattle_RJ July 17, 2013

Making no sense and acting a fool from lack of sex. Every answer to every question is ok, nahh or yup. So full of cum that he can't get a full sentence out.
Dick was so busy working all the time and had no time for me and my pussy that he went full bike on me. Nothing he said made any sense.
by Melmax June 9, 2017

Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.
by TheDannyLovesSauce June 4, 2017

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
by crazypete12 December 7, 2012

Franklin :My foreskin hurts
Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.
Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.
by Meesofat June 1, 2020

A spin on the classic game of "slug bug" where you punch another occupant of the vehicle you are in any time you see a motorcycle. There are few VW Beatles on the road anymore so the game of slug bug is effectively dead. Learning to look for motorcycles had the added benefit of saving lives.
House rules include double punch for spotting a bike you own.
Another name for this game is punch bike.
"Look twice, save a life." Have fun and bruise your friends while you are at it.
House rules include double punch for spotting a bike you own.
Another name for this game is punch bike.
"Look twice, save a life." Have fun and bruise your friends while you are at it.
by NotThatBruno June 14, 2016
