Bull Shenanigans

1.) (n.) poppycock; balderdash; stupid SHIT.

2.) Basically a more BAD ASS way of saying bullshit.

- That is complete bull shenanigans.

- This fucking nub sauce is trying to pull some serious bull shenanigans with that AWP.

by Kruce B. August 17, 2008

running of the bulls

when yo bowls emit a loose, light brown (or sandlewood, if you will) fecal discharge at an inopportune momemt.

Egad, Chalmers, I'd love to continue this conversation, but I must make haste to the toilet as I've just had a little running of the bulls

by Colin Bowel October 20, 2003

bull shit

to express an oppinion of disbelief

bull shit you don't have no 3 aces!

by gilli February 28, 2005

wee bull

The arch nemesis of weebl.

Damn you, Wee Bull! You win this time.

by Rickton January 2, 2004

Mechanical bull

You are riding a chick. Tell her you have AIDS. Hold on for dear life.

"I was doing the mechanical bull, so that explains the bruises."

by Hot Car1 September 27, 2005

bull shrimp

A substitute for the explicative "bullshit"

That is absolute bull shrimp!

by StripeyStripe December 31, 2015

Pit bull

A shitty dog known for attacking all living things, including humans (adults and childrens), and other dogs. Idiotic pit bull apologists will claim that whenever a pit bull kills someone, it's the owner's fault, saying "Uhhhh it's not the dog itself that's shitty, the dogs known for attacking just had bad owners!". While pit bulls who are trained well usually exhibit a loving personality, many of those same pit bulls have been known to be angered by small things and attack someone. Remember, these dogs were bred to fight. All it takes is to accidentally step on their tail to have them maul your newborn son to death. These dogs are a favorite of ghetto low-lifes. I personally think that there should be a ban on pit bulls in the United States.

Person 1: Aw what the fuck, this dog is fucking mutilating my leg!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Baxter? But he's a kind soul, he would never attack anyone!
Person 1: He's attacking me right now, what the fuck are you talking about!
Person 3: Look, asshole Person 1, it's not that poor dog's fault you kicked its leg a little (by accident). Stop being a pussy crybaby!
Pit bull: *proceeds to eat a newborn baby's face off*

by pencildude June 14, 2017