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swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.
Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!
by stefashoniqua May 2, 2009
mugGet the swine flumug.

Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.
John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"
by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 1, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flumug.

Crafty Swine

Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.
Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!
by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010
mugGet the Crafty Swinemug.

Uncultured Swine

Pineapple soda. Those who often identify themselves as having a bad vocabulary, but they are really just an uncultured swine.
She is such an uncultured swine.
by sour patch lemonade October 31, 2018
mugGet the Uncultured Swinemug.

swine flo

A rapper or DJ`s stage name. A rapper or DJ that comes up with a real sick flow in a beat. You say that`s some swine flo shit right there! or you say...have you ever heard of DJ Swine Flo?!
by DJ SWINE FLO June 13, 2009
mugGet the swine flomug.

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