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Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.
I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023
mugGet the Squashmug.

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.
Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!
by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018
mugGet the tub squashmug.

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023
mugGet the Penis squashmug.

Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically
Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.
by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019
mugGet the Squash blossommug.

Water squash

When you and your bro get in the shower together and consummate your relationship by taking part in consensual sexual relations.
Damn bro I heard Austen and Reis finally hit that water squash together
by Chantix69 October 29, 2021
mugGet the Water squashmug.

SQUASH 57

SQUASH 57, aka Squash57 / SQ57 / S57 and Racketball (in the UK), is a game played by 2 or 4 people on a squash court using Racquetball racquets and a 57mm diameter rubber ball. The sport is governed by the World Squash Federation.
by POsborn December 24, 2020
mugGet the SQUASH 57mug.

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