Sneeze of Death

(N.) Sneeze of Death. The REAL cause of the Extinction of the Dinosaurs, not that whole Meteor thing. Done by Homer Simpson, using a Time Traveling Toaster in 300,000,000 B.C.

Bonecrusha, nigga!

by G-Union November 26, 2003

penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.

*atchu*

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

I’m Sneezing

The term “I’m sneezing” refers to a person emotion. You don’t understand it, you just feel it.

Person 1: “Bro I’m sneezing!”
Person 2: YEEEEAAAHHH

Person 1: “I’m sneezing and crying”
Person 2: “Me too man”

by What The Honk January 23, 2021

Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.

"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."

by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019

scream sneeze

A clamorous, spasmodic, and piercing spray of noise and mucus droplets released suddenly from the nostrils without warning.

I was about to fall asleep in bed and he suddenly scream sneezed so loud that it made me pee myself and fly off the bed. I can only imagine what the neighbors must think.

by Kramer's Ghost June 18, 2021

wisconsin sneeze

When somebody from Wisconsin farts

Hey dude, Pull my finger I have a Wisconsin sneeze coming.

by tgriesbach12 June 15, 2018